Virgin Hair

Just this afternoon, I bid adios to my messy hair (<----). I went to the salon and asked them to give me a solution.

Hairdresser: Did you ever have a treatment before?
G: No.
H: No rebond?
G: No.
H: Relax?
G: No.
H: Do you iron your hair?
G: No.
H: Ah, I see. So you have a virgin hair.
G: (no reply. I was pondering: Really? Hair strands get fucked? But I'm sure she was pertaining to an "untouched" hair.) Yes. A virgin hair. I never had treatments (err, I seldom comb my hair, by the way). What can you suggest?
H: Your hair is not used to chemicals.
G: (Yes, indeed! I'm allergic to chemicals). What is the best solution? Can I get a semi-rebond or a rebond?
H: You can but it's not advisable. You have a virgin hair.
G: (To myself, I said: Great! I only came here to ask you to comb my hair.) What's the treatment with the very minimal amount of chemicals?
H: Gloss!
G: Ok. A gloss it is.

The hairdresser applied a creamy dirty-white colloid in my hair which started to irritate my scalp. I didn't have antihistamine tablets with me, so I panicked. Now that it's over, I can finally do away with my comb and utilize my fingers to fix my hair!

---to be continued---