Beauty Pageant Questions

Last Jan. 1, I opened an international social networking account. It was only then that I discovered that I am not ugly. I also had this instant admirer who kept emailing me. I intend to abandon that account because I have no use of it now.

I'm currently having a problem evading this so-called "admirer" of mine. My fault was that I trusted him and I gave him my gmail address. Initially, he was showing me a picture of his plants in Florida. I asked him how those tropical plants are able to survive there. Instead, I got these two successive letters which I will definitely never reply to. Nevertheless, I was driven to ponder on them and hence, I will store my answers in this blog.

His letter is written in plain letters. My side comments will be written in blue italics.

Letter 1

Georgianna,

Have a personal question for you. I would like to know if you would like a man in you life to be a friend and lover and being a husband is second or is your only interest in a man to be a husband so you can lay on your back and serve him?. For some reason in the Asian world men are more important as a husband than they are as a friend and lover. In the US a lady wants a friend and lover. Being a husband comes second.

I do not understand why there must be a demarcation between a friend/lover and a husband. I cannot imagine having a husband who is not a friend and lover. The three are equally as essential.

You are a real beauty, my dear friend, and if men around you do not tell you that, they are losers. OK?
There was one who called me "ugly." He did not say it explicitly though; but I'm not stupid enough not to be able to read between the lines. I said, "I really love my body." He replied, "I'm looking at the face." Damn. I cried.

If tomorrow I did not have a wife you could come live with me if you want a friend and lover to be your partner.
I will never live with you. I don't even know you.

Have a good day and send me some other pics of you to prove that you are not beautiful. Until then you are beautiful.
Really sorry but I do not intend to reply to you again.

Love to you
Your secret love.


Letter 2

Georgianna,

You are a real beauty and sexy in appearance. While you may still be untouched, do you ever have dreams about making love with a man in your life?
Of course! Looking forward to it when I get married one day...

In the US ladies begin making love even before they graduate from high school because they learn early that having a climax feels good and is one of the most powerful physical pleasures both men and women can experience.
Why? What's wrong with staying a virgin?

In the Asian world it seems to be commonly accepted that men have more pleasure than women when they have a climax. In the US a lady that is not given equal pleasure will not be in a mans life very long.
Really? When they don't get equal pleasure they separate? Such a reason for separation is too superficial. I won't really mind if he gets all pleasure and mine, all pain. There's nothing more pleasurable than seeing my man happy because of me.

Is it in your dreams that you have a man in your life to give YOU pleasure every time you make love? My Filipina wife now is not shy about asking me to give her pleasure. Would you ever ask me to give you pleasure If we should ever meet? I could give you pleasure without taking your virginity. What do you think?
No. Thank you. Not even if you buy me a real big house and a scholarship to my dream school. I will only spread my legs for the man I love.

Love to you, beautiful lady
Your secret love
Adios, secret love! I marked you as spam already.

4 comments:

bonitz121 January 4, 2010 9:33 PM  

yikes gee...
kaweird anang tawhana uie...by d way im back 2 d virtual world...

bonitz121 January 4, 2010 9:36 PM  

gee i bought anna karenina....hahaha...and i also have an oliver twist....hehehehe...hopefully mahuman nko ug basa dayun ang anna karenina...grabe ang classics ha...i can't help but ask if people before are really that naive...

G January 13, 2010 4:11 PM  

gani bonita. weirdo sya.
anyway, senxa bonita nagabreak pa akong heart karon. wala koy maisip na tarong na ireply. miss you na!

G January 17, 2010 11:23 PM  

Bonita,
nasa tamang state of mind na ako para magcomment. Miss you again! *hugs* binili mo anna karenina? weee!!! ang tagal ko na gustong magka leo tolstoy! pag may makita kang war and peace, wag mong pakawalan ha! hehehe

naive? mmm.. nagchachange lng talaga siguro ang world. pag tanda natin, we'll be called classics and the future generations might call us naive. What may be brilliant today is naive for the future.. :D

welcome back to the virtual world, bonita!

Georgianna Kae

Welcome to my alter ego's abode. :D